Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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