I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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