he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I have demons in me.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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