My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
