The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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