just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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