the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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