I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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