drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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