Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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