I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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