My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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