ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Porn is love you can see.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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