Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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