i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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