We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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