Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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