you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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