there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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