You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
