I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
