would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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