i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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