just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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