TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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