im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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