I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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