You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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