Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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