yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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