and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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