yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
