you guys were way drunker than both of me
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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