Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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