She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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