he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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