Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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