it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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