i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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