If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
there is glitter all over my balls
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