if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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