I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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