fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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