It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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