God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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