the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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