and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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