Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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