He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.