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• (212): View more from New York

  He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"

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• (661): View more from California

  aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet

  (623): View more from Arizona

  And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs

  (661): View more from California

  Exactly.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie

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• (818): View more from California

  Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  Is it working?

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.

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