Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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