dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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