No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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