every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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