Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Please, let me fuck your mom
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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