i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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