Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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