omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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