Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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